so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
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Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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