My sheets look like a crime scene.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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