why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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