do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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