I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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