I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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She needs sedatives and a leash
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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