I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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