Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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