i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I think your dad took our porno
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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