He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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