Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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