Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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