That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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