I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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