He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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