there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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