I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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