I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
So squirting runs in the family.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
There's even glitter on my cock...
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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