What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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