we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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