Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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