so explain again why im purple
no
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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