I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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