So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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