Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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