Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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