"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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