Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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