I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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