A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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