Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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