SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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