Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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