one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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