Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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