Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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