East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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