you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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