I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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