She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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vagina is talking i cant
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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