I don't think brook has ever known best
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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