People in love make me want to vomit
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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