I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We talked him into tasing himself.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Randomize