Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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