Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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