Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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