Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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