yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Do vagina's smell?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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