I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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