so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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